My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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