I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
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I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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