FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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