My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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