dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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