its not stalking. its research.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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