I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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