so let's talk penis.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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