Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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