Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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