how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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