was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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