i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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