**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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