Do you still have your period?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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