how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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