We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I want her autograph on my taint
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize