I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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