Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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