He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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