yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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