Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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