Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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