i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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