i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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