we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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