if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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