if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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