Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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