I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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