you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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