i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My dick has a subreddit
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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