Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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