problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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