You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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