I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
