Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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