God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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