I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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