So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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