Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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