ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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