We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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