He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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