Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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