Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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