You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
