Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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