I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you had me at cake vodka
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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