ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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