Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
