i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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