I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
