I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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