would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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