I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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