we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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